Friday, January 14, 2005
i am the inT4rN3t
I have a new laptop. Moreover, this laptop came with a certain CD with a certain piece of software. I did not think it possible, after the last release of this software, for the company that makes this software to make its product any better. I figured, 'Well, they solved that problem. Guess they'll close down shop and just print up a billion of those CDs.' Guess what. I was DEAD WRONG. I've got three letters and two words for you: AOL TURBO CHARGED. Yes, slowly begin to nod your head with appreciation and excitement. I don't know how it got in the box, if it was a mistake or what, but I've got it. They totally did it. For the non-technical audience out there, let me explain. You know how you can have just a regular car, right, and it goes kinda fast if you push the gas down hard, right? Ok, well you can take that car to a mechanic or something and they can TURBO CHARGE it! Once it is TURBO-CHARGED, it goes like tons faster and is all loud and aggressive sounding. In a similar way, they took the regular ol' AOL and TURBO-CHARGED it up. So, guess what? RIGHT - faster AND awesomer. I'll totally burn you a copy if you want.
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Oh my gosh...I heard on a commercial that AOL has a better internet. Is that true? Should I switch?
T-Bone
I pulled my girl cuz she peeped me comin round the turn in the information superhighway, ridin real lo with my AOL Turbo. What!
remember when they were asking for suggestions on how to make the internet better? This is the one i emailed them. I can't wait to get my royalties check.
I hope they take me up on my other suggestion: free kitten wallpaper for all users!
oh what a glorious day that will be!!!
-keepin it real
philly mcmuffin (i decided mcnasty was too harsh)
...and too Canadian.
T-Rae
::sitting alone in a dark corner::
"When's the MSN version coming out?"
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