That's a nice title, right? It drew you right in, like a siren's song, didn't it? Who doesn't like F.U.N? Who would say no to more F.U.N? Everyone loves F.U.N., right?
Well, folks, this is the new name I propose for a certain organization that has had a rough go at it of late. While many still love this organization despite its misuse of funds and overall ineptitude, there are some stubborn people out there that just don't see that this organization still knows how to party. I'm here to change all that, yessir.
I propose the United Nations should now be called the F.U.N.! Spread the word! Tell your mom! Get it tattooed on your face! F.U.N! Yeah, you know what I'm saying! Doesn't it sound way better? There's more: The leader's name is Kofi! What a FUN name, right? And his son's name is Kojo! That's FUN for sure! And the FUNNEST part is that they are both millionaires! Yaaayyy!
This brilliant idea came to me as I read some of the articles I've linked to below. Please take the time to read at least the first one, because, they are all about F.U.N.! Don't worry about donating any money to F.U.N., because thankfully, your taxes are already going there! Don't you love how you don't even have to worry about where F.U.N. is going to get more money? Our government will take care of that. Yesssssss!
Well, see you at the F.U.N. rally later this month. Oh wait, some of you might want to know what the "F" in F.U.N. stands for. Well, let's have FUN and make it a game! Read the articles below and guess! I read the first article below and said three words that happened to form F.U.N.! Isn't that great?
F.U.N. Fact #1
F.U.N. Fact #2
F.U.N. Fact #3 (It's FUN)
Updated:
F.U.N. Fact #4 (Volcker's report is a F.U.N. scam)
F.U.N. Fact #5 (The report in pdf--246 pages of F.U.N.) [I expect House to read it all and comment]
Updated again:
F.U.N. Fact #6 (The interim report by the F.U.N. about how the F.U.N. misused funds cost $30 million so far! F.U.N.!)
F.U.N. Fact #7 (When will the F.U.N. stop?)
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4 comments:
It's times like these when we need to cooperate with foreign governments to see peaceful resolutions to conflicts and human rights violations.
Obviously the F.U.N. must have good reason not to be concerned with the mass genocide, I mean, ethnic cleansing, I mean mass killing of people who coincidentally live in the same region and happen to have similar cultural and ethnic roots.
I think we can trust the F.U.N. to do what's right, and by working together we can see resolution to such violations and hostilities.
what does the F stand for?
my guess is "Friggin'", as in Napoleon Dynamite's phrase "Friggin' idiot".
The UN is UN-American. I can't wait until my paycheck, along with all the other deductions, has a "UN" section...that's what they want after all.
The UN has been trying to take guns away from law abiding American citizens for years. From my cold, dead hands Kofi.
~Teresa
hey peeps
thanks for playing. bensheets came really close, but the judges are not accepting his submission. The contest is now over, but don't expect me to stop giving you F.U.N. facts!
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