Since there's only 12 days until oneway's big engineering test, I present to you all The 12 Days of Nerding, sung to the tune of the popular Christmas carol of a similar name.
On the first day of Nerding, my teacher gave to me
A table of trig identities
On the second day of Nerding my teacher gave to me
Two matrices
And a table of trig identities.
On the third day of Nerding my teacher gave to me
Three Bic pens
Two matrices
And a table of trig identities.
On the fourth day of Nerding my teacher gave to me
Four compasses
Three Bic pens
Two matrices
And a table of trig identities.
On the fifth day of Nerding my teacher gave to me
Five Golden Means!
Four compasses
Three Bic pens
Two matrices
And a table of trig identities.
On the sixth day of Nerding my teacher gave to me
Six derivations
Five Golden Means!
Four compasses
Three Bic pens
Two matrices
And a table of trig identities.
On the seventh day of Nerding my teacher gave to me
Seven integrations
Six derivations
Five Golden Means!
Four compasses
Three Bic pens
Two matrices
And a table of trig identities.
On the eight day of Nerding my teacher gave to me
Eight megs of RAM
Seven integrations
Six derivations
Five Golden Means!
Four compasses
Three Bic pens
Two matrices
And a table of trig identities.
On the ninth day of Nerding my teacher gave to me
Nine eigenvalues
Eight megs of RAM
Seven integrations
Six derivations
Five Golden Means!
Four compasses
Three Bic pens
Two matrices
And a table of trig identities.
On the tenth day of Nerding my teacher gave to me
Ten left-hand limits
Nine eigenvalues
Eight megs of RAM
Seven integrations
Six derivations
Five Golden Means!
Four compasses
Three Bic pens
Two matrices
And a table of trig identities.
On the eleventh day of Nerding my teacher gave to me
Eleven logarithms
Ten left-hand limits
Nine eigenvalues
Eight megs of RAM
Seven integrations
Six derivations
Five Golden Means!
Four compasses
Three Bic pens
Two matrices
And a table of trig identities.
On the twelfth day of Nerding my teacher gave to me
Twelve calculators
Eleven logarithms
Ten left-hand limits
Nine eigenvalues
Eight megs of RAM
Seven integrations
Six derivations
Five Golden Means!
Four compasses
Three Bic pens
Two matrices
And a table of trig identities.
Good luck oneway!
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Man, you have really outdone yourself this time. Have you ever considered hosting an edutainment program called "Math + Me = Awesome"? I'd watch it.
I see the light coloring the edge of the night sky. Day will be here soon.
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