HOLLA ATCHA AOL-ERS!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!
The Dude comin atcha straight from the C to the A, holdin' it down Bay Area style!! I done took this router apart yo and fought some lame tech support to come back mad strong and be postin up in here!! My employer ain't down with the bloggin' at work and whatnot at my J-O-B and I been mad busy dancin' for the man tryin' to finish up my thesis, but I be done FOOLS. I'S YO MASSA NOW SUCKA M.C.'s!!!!!! I'm up in this crib with no couch, some half-broken TV that I gotsta turn on with the antenna of my cellphone cuz the buttons is broke, but I on't even care, cuz I gots me some INTARNET NOW - WORD. Shout out to all my Chambana cats, I'ma be seein' you all in like 7 DAYS - COUNT EM UP. I'ma hit that town like a BOMB an' throw down some serious JIMMY JOHNS. BEST BELIEVE IT FOOLS. I know y'all been on your best behavior, interceding to the Father on behalf of Oneway and his bride to be. One thing you don't have to pray about is if the reception will be fun. I'MA 'SPLODE ON THE DANCE FLOOR LIKE POP ROCKS MIXED WITH COCA-COLA. I hope you all plan on coming back to this blog regular-like. Your summer respite from regular mind-blowing posts at hifi is OVER. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. The first thing I gotta do is lay down my new track for you folks. You know The Dude's mind is always working and here's what I come up with. Everybody knows about the new flava of hip-hop called Dirty South, or Dirty Souf, if you will. It kinda started with Nelly but now it's really blowing up - people rappin about Atlanta (or Hotlanta, if you will) and just talkin bout the Southern experience. Well, I hope you're ready for the next step: Skeezy Norf!!! Yeah, it's about that mad Bay area lifestyle in Northern California. Y'all best come back to this blog sometime soon to catch my new single entitled "Damn, That's Hella Far." It's about how the Bed, Bath, and Beyond is way on the other side of the parking lot from the Starbucks, so I hafta get in my Lexus SUV and drive over there instead of walking. It's H-O-T. Alright, I'ma do laundry now. The Dude is out. PEACE.
4 comments:
Aw, it's such a blessing to see and hear how well you have adapted to your new environment. I think we are all well aware of the ganster lifestyle that computer programers are sometimes forced to succumb to, but it's so comforting to know that it has been an easy transition for you. See ya next week biotch
Teej, I don't know what happened between when I talked to you last Sunday and when you posted this, but I'm scared. I don't understand this recent venture into ebonics TJ, and, truth be told, I might be forced to tell "The Man" about this foray into nonsense when he shows up at my doorstep to interview me for your security clearance.
Teresa :)
Yeah, boiiiiiiii
Finally, we's on the same level. I didn't wanna say nuthin before, but this is the first post of yours that I could really understand what the hell you were sayin. Looks like Cali brought out the 'hood in you, just like it did 'Pac. Really, you fools gots mad in common, dogg, just don't catch a full clip in your chest like he did.
Pour out the top of your forty for Left Eye, Aaliyah, Biggie, Pac, Big L, and John Denver.
they say distance makes the heart grow fonder, and right now I couldn't be fonderer of the_dude
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