Redd letters

"Thanks to Mr. Perfect Son, the rest of us have to come up with new gift-giving ideas."

The above quotation comes from this article by Gene Wojciechowski on ESPN.com, "Church is Redd's gift to his grateful father". Gene is referring to Michael Redd, the sharp-shooting guard from the Milwaukee Bucks. But the author's limited dreams for his article are transcended when we realize who the Perfect Son really is and why Michael Redd came up with his "new gift-giving idea". Redd says himself, "The Lord, he gave me life. What I did was to give it right back to Him. That's the least I could do, is buy a church. The very least I could do."

PS If you are confused, I threw this post in using internet magic before the_dude's post so his remains on top of our blog for a little while longer. You can do things like that when you rule the earth like me.

PPS Using internet magic again, I've posted this in correct chronological order. Absolutely mental.